If I could have a talent.

If I could have one talent what would it be? To best an awesome baker/cook as my grandma (you too mom)..... I don't have the patience for cooking, I don't like cleaning up the mess, I don't like following the recipe...(don't know why) if I do attempt to make something, it turns out burnt, blan, dry, etc. But for Andersen's 1st birthday I wanted to make his cake. So I went to the store and bought the funfettie cake mix... And I "attempted" to decorate it....So here it is! Don't laugh...he won't remember and I'm sure someone at his party will make fun of me...but at least I can say I made it for my son on his birthday.